How do I phrase this delicately? There is this man of strong views. He knows almost everyone on this planet. Everyone who matters anyway ... He has an opinion on almost everything. And also, I almost forgot to mention, he is the editor of one of the most influential newspapers in the country. Like all ordinary mortals, I look at him with a mix of awe, suspicion, envy and sexual longing .. cross that last one out ... He could be the next Jean Paul Sartre, if he had more hair and waxed his beard ... or the next Simone de Beauvoir if he went in for a sex change operation/switched mode of dress to long flowing robes ... or maybe even Sean Connery if he was a foot taller ... or even Nehru but for the rose .. one never knows, he may have one tatooed onto his hairy chest ... check that, I don't know if his chest has more hair than his balding head ... or even Karl Marx, though his leanings are definitely more gastronomical than leftist ... or Neil Armstrong .. his bluster alone would send him around the moon a couple of times and he would still have some left over for another round of reflections ...Who do you think he is?