Dear God, Long time no see. Trust you are having fun. You must be surprised to hear from me again. As you know, I was pretty pissed off when you returned my get-well-soon card after the 2005 tsunami with the inscription "Addressee Not Found". I could be wrong, but I swear it was your handwriting on the envelope. To err is divine. So here's a chance to set your record in order. Something quite akin to the tsunami is about to strike Karnataka, and wherever you are, God, please do something about it. I come to you because of the advertisement that hangs above the Vidhana Soudha: "Government Work is God's Work." So, here goes: please, please, please let us have a hung Assembly. I know it's not the prayer you have been receiving from the future inhabitants of its chambers who have been going to every known temple, church, godman, mutt and mosque hoping to convince you of...