"So what does Brian Lara's d**k taste like?"
As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted.
During a Test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries.
"This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl."
Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman
4. Ian Healy & Arjuna Ranatunga
And of course you can't forget Ian Healy's legendary comment which was picked up by the Channel 9 microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in Sydney. "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c**t!!!"
5. Mark Waugh & Parore
Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player to the crease playing & missing the first ball. Mark - "Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were s**t then, you're useless now".
Parore- (Turning around) "Yeah, that's me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly s**t & now I hear you've married her. You dumb."
"Why are you so fat?" Quick as a flash, Brandes replied
"You can't f***ing bat, mate." Smith then smashed the next ball to the boundary and replied
8. Merv Hughes again!!
Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad in the 1991 Adelaide Test against Pakistan. Hughes was less than impressed when Javed called him a "fat bus conductor" as the pair squared up to one another. A few balls later, Hughes got his man and as Javed walked past, could not resist shouting "Tickets, please!"
"So this is your last Test...show us some of that famous sledging of yours."
10. Greg Thomas & Viv Richards
Greg Thomas was bowling to Viv Richards in a county game. Viv missed a superb out swinger, and Thomas said "It's red, round and weighs about 5 1/2 ounces." Next ball Viv hits Greg Thomas out of the ground for a 6 and replies, "Greg, you know what it looks like. Go ahead and find it!"
11. Fred Trueman & Raman Subba Row
Fred Trueman bowling. The batsman edges and the ball goes to first slip, and right between Raman Subba Row's legs. Fred doesn't say a word. At the end of the over, Row ambles past Trueman and apologises sheepishly. "I should've kept my legs together, Fred". The reply is classic Trueman, "Not you, son. Your mother should've!"
Ben Hollioake had just made his debut, hitting Glenn McGrath in the process. On his way back after finally being dismissed, Shane Warne cried
"Arre Doshi apna room number to bataa" (Doshi what's your room number?)
Nothing from Doshi (No reply from Doshi)
Next ball, Javed asks again. Still nothing when the over ends. "Arre ab to over khatam ho gaya, ab to bataa de" (Now that over is complete, you can tell)
Doshi finally relents. "216" (or whatever)
"If you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn't be the f***ing 12th man."
Hansie Cronje and Merv Hughes