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Feng Shui scores for England
Published on Tue, Jun 27, 2006 at 12:27, Updated on Tue, Jun 27, 2006 at 12:59 in 
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London: Thirty-two teams, just one winner. It's more than likely that your favourite team won't win the World Cup.
But maybe there is a way you can improve your team's chances - if its not already too late, that is - like these die hard England fans who don't just scream, but also get superstitious.
"My pants - these are what I wear every time England plays and I will not change them, since they've always won when I wear them," says a fan.
But that's small time compared to letting Feng Shui Doctor, Paul Darby, into your home.
Darby is doing a Feng Shui makeover on Tom and Ingrid's living room to help England win the FIFA World Cup.
"This living room is the patient. We need to make sure the television is in the northwest, for that is the direction, which is the removal of obstacles. For power, you need metals in the north."
So in come the pots and pans. In the east, put some greens for health and most importantly, the power that comes from red.
"Reds are fiery and we need to wear red," says Darby.
Tom and Ingrid's friends, who came in to visit are all being forced to wear read and one guest even turned red when yelled at by darby for her white dress. She was just saved by red toenails.
And then the pressure was on the doctor to see if all this works. However, a scoreless first half left Feng Shui scoreless with the fans some of whom began to suspect that all this was just mumbo jumbo and many others who felt that they were all looking a bit stupid wearing red clothes.
However, the pots and pans on the TV and the reds all started looking really smart when England won.
"Feng Shui has gotten us into the quarter final of the FIFA World Cup and I plan to follow this for each game and forever," says Tom.
So in the end, it's not Beckham who scored the goal that made England win but Feng Shui that made it happen.
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